Wednesday, June 08, 2005

dasyatnye.. blackie gets an un-welcomed kiss

un-welcomed kiss

I'm sad but not depressed to announce that blackie had involved in a minor accident last saturday.. it was due to the @#&%*@#$ driver whom had @#$%$%&#@ #@$%$%%$@&.. Haha.. Anyhow.. lets look at the police report shall we..

This is my first police report so mmg perak sikit laa.. firstly on top of the report.. ade laa all my partulars, ctc no, address etc.. below is my statement, un-edited as proffessionally drafted by da police for the report.. (terrer jek datuk tu rangka.. sure byk accident dia dah buatkan)..

PADA 04/06/2005 JAM LEBIH KURANG 1220HRS SEMASA SAYA MEMANDU M/KAR NO.XXX1440 JENIS GEN 2 DARIPADA LEMBAH KERAMAT MENUJU KE AMPANG.APABILA MELEPASI LAMPU ISYARAT KG.PASIR SAYA BERADA DI LORONG TENGAH DAN ADA BAGI SIGNAL UNTUK BELOK KEKANAN, TIBA TIBA SEBUAH M/KAR NO.XXX358 JENIS WIRA YANG BERADA DI LORONG SEBELAH KANAN TELAH MENGESEL M/KAR SAYA DI BAHAGIAN PINTU DEPAN SEBELAH KANAN.M/KAR SAYA MENGALAMI KEROSAKAN PADA PINTU DEPAN SEBELAH KANAN KEMEK, PINTU BELAKANG KANAN, PANEL BELAKANG KANAN DAN LAIN LAIN KEROSAKAN BELUM PASTI.SAYA TIADA APA APA CEDERA.

Itu lah dia citernye.. but mase kena tu.. i dalam kete dah @#&%$& cursing.. pastu immediately stopped in da middle of the junction n i was demm mad at da time.. stepped out n tgk at blackie.. aik.. mane kemeknye? (dah cool skit) bunyi ade tadi.. hmm.. bile tutup je pintu driver baru nampak.. demm x10k..

first thing i said to the driver was.. "camne abang bawak kete ni? kan tu lane kona kanan tu.. ape laaa" then his wife nyampuk something.. but it was like implying why i turned right? and i replied.. "cuba akak tgk cat kat atas jalan tu..kan lane tengah ni untuk gi terus dan kanan.. saya dah siap signal ni (me showing them da signal which was still on)" then smua senyap..

to make it easier to visualize, the scene of the accident took place kat simpang bawah jejambat ke Ukay Perdana.. actually we were in da front row at the traffic light.. my right indicator lights were on.. and when the lights turned green i was da first car to move off.. i've passed the car on the right.. but biasa laa kena lajak sikit before turning sbb taknak makan lane org.. half way lookin thru my side mirror.. dia baru nak gerak.. i was at my turning point then.. krup!!.. sound of metal banging..end of story

then i suroh pindah our cars cause were in da middle of the junction.. after accessing our damages.. ajak derang gi balai to report kat ampang.. so dapatlaa report yg kat atas tadi tu.. actually the way we cakap kat tgh simpang tuh not that heated up pon.. juz maintaining cool n presenting the facts..

all is not lost.. Alhamdulillah i'm not injurred and there is some luck left as da accident didn't cause any damage to the quater panel.. juz have to replace the door.. but ironically when i started my car on that day.. the mileage meter was 4 4 4 4 freaky huh!!

The weekend wasn't a total bust.. afterwards hooked up with some delicious kebabs at ampang point.. managed to get my favourite comic footrot flats at a second-hand book store.. Nuthing beats the combination remedy of good food and a good laugh :)

14 comments:

niniez said...

dear malik...

so sorry to hear what you and blackie have gone thru.. siannn dia.. takpe.. org2 tua biasa ckp.. kalau keter2 baru mmg wajib kena skali... pastu takkan kena sampai bila2 dah.. ehehehe... that's my dad talking laaa...

p\s: today my last day in stockholm.. i'm heading to london.. nih kat airport nih.. gile bosan tunggu... nasib baik ader internet.. eheh.. take care.. ! byeeeee.......

kL said...

niniez: naa its ok.. blackie's a tuff car.. she'll be out good as new in two weeks time.. in da mean time.. got to find my gear for LRT commuting :P

thanks for dropping by kiddo.. its defanitely a pleasant suprise.. take care n enjoy da rest of ur trip :)

Lenny said...

whaaa.. bestnyer niniez pegi jalan2.. nak ituttttttttttttzzzzzz... nieh 2nd honeymoon ker?

ok.. back to blackie.. smalam dah baca.. tak sempat post comment sbb tgh training.. nieh pon tgh training tapi mata kat slide.. tgn type2...

i mmg hangin ngan drivers camtuh... tapi nak wat camana.. kete dah kene.. so now... Blackie pon dah tak virgin cam kete i gak.. hehehe... skang g keje camner? naik lrt la erk? tumpang zai pon bleh kot.. sbb derang mmg kat situh je.. pagi2 u jln kaki depan umah derang.. hehehe... nak jalan kaki g umah i blehhh..tapi kitorang g lambat sbb dedua tgh training... hehehe...

anyway.. take care! let me know if u need any help yah!

gabanz said...

Hahahah... eksiden... hahahha.. bagus... "with every accident comes great responsibility...."
hahahhah wise up dude...don't let that stop you from driving crazily as usuall..

-kissmyshinymetallass-

afza said...

ey.. cite yg lagi satu tu ko tak tulih lak. aku siap buat post utk intro.

laydiefa said...

tu la, betul ke ah keter baru mesti kena eksiden skali?
my gen2lak dulu kena masa tak sampai sebulan lagi umur dia (cewah).
ada motor langgar from behind. siap masuk bawah kereta lagi.
i marah dia sampai nangis². wahahaha. emo betul. tapi yer la.. sayang tau. tu keter kiter. kiter bayar.

kL said...

Len: waa sempat lagi reply time2 training.. a'ah joined da club.. no hal.. i'll manage.. thnx 4 da offer though :)

Gabanz: uish.. m very honoured my tok guru drop by to praise me :P haha.. yeah rite..

Apza: erm.. hehe :D

Laydiefa: Mmg laa kot.. smua ckp camtu.. yea btol.. kalau tak kita yg sayang kete kite sniri.. siapa lagi..

Lenny said...

malik...

i trainee berjaya.. mestila boleh multitasking.. nieh pon tgh training nieh..

baby..

amboiii... semangatnyer dier bagik semangat kat malik drive laju2 cam u erkk? hahahha.. malik kata u sifuuuuu... hahha.. kembang perut la tuhhh..:P

za1nee said...

aku rasa sbb aura Yang terkena kat ko la malik

Lenny said...

hahahha.. giler kuat aura laki aku zaini.. malik pon terkena... hahahha...

kL said...

ha'ah.. zainee n Len..tp masalahnye time kene tu.. tgh bawak sopan jek.. kalau aura on.. insyaAllah slamat je..

ika said...

laaa...isk isk..patot aa dah braper hari tak nampak blackie depan umah..hawat tak habaq awal2..ika n zai duk umah my parents minggu nih..jadik tuan n mem beso...hohoohohoho...

takper malik..1st experience..lek lek..wokehh..malik nak bawak mana satu?? pilih jekkk..ada 4 keter available kat umah mama (sementara tuan empunya pi tour europe)..zai dah abes blasah sumer2...sanggup berpeluh pagi2 alih2 keter ikot urutan hari nak bawak..tak kuasa ika nengok!! suka ati laa bang oiiii..asalkan bahgia...

kL said...

haha.. xpe ika.. naik LRT pon best gak.. ble mangkit lewat skit..

mysara said...

same la kite...

our cars dah tak "virgin" dah

bodo punye driver...uwaaaaaa