I'm sad but not depressed to announce that blackie had involved in a minor accident last saturday.. it was due to the @#&%*@#$ driver whom had @#$%$%@ #@$%$%%$@&.. Haha.. Anyhow.. lets look at the police report shall we..
This is my first police report so mmg perak sikit laa.. firstly on top of the report.. ade laa all my partulars, ctc no, address etc.. below is my statement, un-edited as proffessionally drafted by da police for the report.. (terrer jek datuk tu rangka.. sure byk accident dia dah buatkan)..
PADA 04/06/2005 JAM LEBIH KURANG 1220HRS SEMASA SAYA MEMANDU M/KAR NO.XXX1440 JENIS GEN 2 DARIPADA LEMBAH KERAMAT MENUJU KE AMPANG.APABILA MELEPASI LAMPU ISYARAT KG.PASIR SAYA BERADA DI LORONG TENGAH DAN ADA BAGI SIGNAL UNTUK BELOK KEKANAN, TIBA TIBA SEBUAH M/KAR NO.XXX358 JENIS WIRA YANG BERADA DI LORONG SEBELAH KANAN TELAH MENGESEL M/KAR SAYA DI BAHAGIAN PINTU DEPAN SEBELAH KANAN.M/KAR SAYA MENGALAMI KEROSAKAN PADA PINTU DEPAN SEBELAH KANAN KEMEK, PINTU BELAKANG KANAN, PANEL BELAKANG KANAN DAN LAIN LAIN KEROSAKAN BELUM PASTI.SAYA TIADA APA APA CEDERA.
Itu lah dia citernye.. but mase kena tu.. i dalam kete dah @#&%$& cursing.. pastu immediately stopped in da middle of the junction n i was demm mad at da time.. stepped out n tgk at blackie.. aik.. mane kemeknye? (dah cool skit) bunyi ade tadi.. hmm.. bile tutup je pintu driver baru nampak.. demm x10k..
first thing i said to the driver was.. "camne abang bawak kete ni? kan tu lane kona kanan tu.. ape laaa" then his wife nyampuk something.. but it was like implying why i turned right? and i replied.. "cuba akak tgk cat kat atas jalan tu..kan lane tengah ni untuk gi terus dan kanan.. saya dah siap signal ni (me showing them da signal which was still on)" then smua senyap..
to make it easier to visualize, the scene of the accident took place kat simpang bawah jejambat ke Ukay Perdana.. actually we were in da front row at the traffic light.. my right indicator lights were on.. and when the lights turned green i was da first car to move off.. i've passed the car on the right.. but biasa laa kena lajak sikit before turning sbb taknak makan lane org.. half way lookin thru my side mirror.. dia baru nak gerak.. i was at my turning point then.. krup!!.. sound of metal banging..end of story
then i suroh pindah our cars cause were in da middle of the junction.. after accessing our damages.. ajak derang gi balai to report kat ampang.. so dapatlaa report yg kat atas tadi tu.. actually the way we cakap kat tgh simpang tuh not that heated up pon.. juz maintaining cool n presenting the facts..
all is not lost.. Alhamdulillah i'm not injurred and there is some luck left as da accident didn't cause any damage to the quater panel.. juz have to replace the door.. but ironically when i started my car on that day.. the mileage meter was 4 4 4 4 freaky huh!!
The weekend wasn't a total bust.. afterwards hooked up with some delicious kebabs at ampang point.. managed to get my favourite comic footrot flats at a second-hand book store.. Nuthing beats the combination remedy of good food and a good laugh :)